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Virginity: Stuffed Crust Pizza



Popping our cherries on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • Is everyone’s first time super awkward?
  • Why is Beverly Hills Ninja such a great make out movie?
  • Who was Sandy and Jill’s first celebrity crush?

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Stay crude, my dudes.

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Pizza Sex

Jill makes her sims act out an excerpt from our latest episode Virginity: Stuffed Crust Pizza available Tuesday March 22

“My poor sims.  In order to record this footage, I fed them nothing but ice cream and pizza and made them have sex over and over again until both their bladders were full and they were miserable.” -Jill

“I love how they smash their faces into the ice cream cones.” -Sandy

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The Embarrassing Box

We made up a game. It’s legit. Well, as legit as taping a black box shut and pairing it with a janky-ass sign. But anyways, it works. It’s simple and stupid and we love it because it got our friends to tell us their most embarrassing stories. Guess what? Most of them involve POOP.

Enjoy the entries below. Share your own poop story in the comments! #noshame

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05 Poop: Eating Mistakes



Dropping a double deuce on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • Why does pooping feel so, so good?
  • Are you embarrassed to let it all go in a public restroom?
  • Why do we like the smell of our own farts?

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Sandy & Jill Make a Porno

You guys, we are ARTISTS. This is an art film we produced. It’s sensual. It’s beautiful. It’s horrifying. It’s a comment on our society’s expectation of sexual norms and how we must break free from our metaphorical undergarments.

But seriously, it’s just a porno. We make plastic people without genitals do things. It’s weird. It’s grotesque. Enjoy.

And don’t forget to listen to our latest episode Genitals: Inverted Front Butt.

xoxo,
Sandy & JIll

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04 Genitals: Inverted Front Butt



Undressing Ken and Barbie dolls on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • What would you do if you woke up with no genitals?
  • Which side does a penis hang in pants?
  • Why does everyone want to be Chandler Bing?

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New !$%*!@ (censored)

Sandy & Jill here. We have a new F!@#% episode out about Profanity so we decided to tell you about it in this weird and cuss-filled video (see above). Please watch! We bleep the bad words! Leave a comment if you would like a link to the naughty uncensored version. It’s pretty foul. As always – stay crude!

xoxo,
Sandy & Jill

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03 Profanity: Mung Tongue



Acting out the insult battle from Hook on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • What was the first cuss word ever?
  • Why did Sandy censor Shakespeare?
  • Does Rufio need a mom to rinse out his nasty mouth?

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02 Ghosts: The Before Door



Proving ghosts actually exist in this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • Should ghosts have squatter’s rights?
  • Does Sinbad play a genie in Kazaam?
  • Did we actually summon a spirit in our friend’s home?

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Feedback

Hey! It’s been 10 days since our first episode was released. What do you think? Is it garbage? Is it profound? Is it nonsense? Will it be on the internet forever and embarrass us when we’re 80 years old? PROBABLY. We would love your feedback, even if it’s just to say… “Please stop! This isn’t funny!” …because, hey, at least that means you’re listening.

Where the magic happens… Also Jill’s cat wants to be on the podcast.

And NEWS FLASH: our next episode is coming out hot and ready next Tuesday. It’s a good-un so make sure you SUBSCRIBE TO OUR ITUNES. It’s weird. It’s mysterious. It’s stupid. We talk about Sinbad and goats. You won’t wanna miss out. Stay crude, dudes.

xoxo,
Sandy & Jill

 

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