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18 Orgasms: Full Throatle


Coming to a climax and then immediately taking a nap on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • What does an orgasm feel like?
  • Do animals have orgasms?
  • Why doesn’t Walmart sell dildos?

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17 Cults: Wet-Nap Pajamas


Drinking so much Kool-Aid on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • Why do a lot of cult members wear white pajamas?
  • How does one start a cult following?
  • How do we join Sam’s BBQ Cult? (bbqcult.blogspot.com)

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16 Periods: Sweet Uterus Juice


Bleeding through our panty liners on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • Why do women poop more while they’re on their period?
  • Did we invent a Menstrual Energy Drink?
  • Do gas stations hate women’s vaginas?

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15 Vampires: Flouncy Blouses


Sucking so much neck on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • Why are vampires so sexy?
  • When will we finally start writing our erotic vampire novel?
  • What does an actual interview with a vampire sound like?

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14 Masturbation: Night at the Museum


Secretly touching ourselves on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • Do most people reach climax every time they masturbate?
  • What does a cow shoe and a king-sized sharpie have in common?
  • Have you ever jerked it while driving?

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13 Serial Killers: Murder Bad


Getting straight up murdered on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • Who is your favorite serial killer?
  • Is your Uber driver going to murder you?
  • How many times can you piggy back on someone else’s piggy back?

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12 Money: The Gurney Journey


Filing for bankruptcy on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • What would you do if you had a ridiculous amount of money?
  • What is Salt and Pepa’s net worth?
  • Where do we buy all of Coolio’s cookbooks?

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10 Witches: Surrender Dorothy


Straddling a flying broomstick on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • Why do witches wear pointy hats?
  • Was Glenda The Good Witch actually a bad one?
  • Why couldn’t Sandy watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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09 Porn: First Person Shooter


Getting that close-up money shot on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • Should Sandy & Jill write a true crime porno?
  • What is VR porn and how do we sign up?
  • Do we need to patent the idea of a “Ball Cam”?

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