Jill makes her sims act out an excerpt from our latest episode Virginity: Stuffed Crust Pizza available Tuesday March 22
“My poor sims. In order to record this footage, I fed them nothing but ice cream and pizza and made them have sex over and over again until both their bladders were full and they were miserable.” -Jill
“I love how they smash their faces into the ice cream cones.” -Sandy
We made up a game. It’s legit. Well, as legit as taping a black box shut and pairing it with a janky-ass sign. But anyways, it works. It’s simple and stupid and we love it because it got our friends to tell us their most embarrassing stories. Guess what? Most of them involve POOP.
Enjoy the entries below. Share your own poop story in the comments! #noshame
You guys, we are ARTISTS. This is an art film we produced. It’s sensual. It’s beautiful. It’s horrifying. It’s a comment on our society’s expectation of sexual norms and how we must break free from our metaphorical undergarments.
But seriously, it’s just a porno. We make plastic people without genitals do things. It’s weird. It’s grotesque. Enjoy.
Sandy & Jill here. We have a new F!@#% episode out about Profanity so we decided to tell you about it in this weird and cuss-filled video (see above). Please watch! We bleep the bad words! Leave a comment if you would like a link to the naughty uncensored version. It’s pretty foul. As always – stay crude!
Hey! It’s been 10 days since our first episode was released. What do you think? Is it garbage? Is it profound? Is it nonsense? Will it be on the internet forever and embarrass us when we’re 80 years old? PROBABLY. We would love your feedback, even if it’s just to say… “Please stop! This isn’t funny!” …because, hey, at least that means you’re listening.
And NEWS FLASH: our next episode is coming out hot and ready next Tuesday. It’s a good-un so make sure you SUBSCRIBE TO OUR ITUNES. It’s weird. It’s mysterious. It’s stupid. We talk about Sinbad and goats. You won’t wanna miss out. Stay crude, dudes.