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04 Genitals: Inverted Front Butt


Undressing Ken and Barbie dolls on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • What would you do if you woke up with no genitals?
  • Which side does a penis hang in pants?
  • Why does everyone want to be Chandler Bing?

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Stay crude, my dudes.

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New !$%*!@ (censored)

Sandy & Jill here. We have a new F!@#% episode out about Profanity so we decided to tell you about it in this weird and cuss-filled video (see above). Please watch! We bleep the bad words! Leave a comment if you would like a link to the naughty uncensored version. It’s pretty foul. As always – stay crude!

xoxo,
Sandy & Jill

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03 Profanity: Mung Tongue


Acting out the insult battle from Hook on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • What was the first cuss word ever?
  • Why did Sandy censor Shakespeare?
  • Does Rufio need a mom to rinse out his nasty mouth?

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Stay crude, my dudes.

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02 Ghosts: The Before Door


Proving ghosts actually exist in this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • Should ghosts have squatter’s rights?
  • Does Sinbad play a genie in Kazaam?
  • Did we actually summon a spirit in our friend’s home?

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Stay crude, my dudes.

 

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Feedback

Hey! It’s been 10 days since our first episode was released. What do you think? Is it garbage? Is it profound? Is it nonsense? Will it be on the internet forever and embarrass us when we’re 80 years old? PROBABLY. We would love your feedback, even if it’s just to say… “Please stop! This isn’t funny!” …because, hey, at least that means you’re listening.

Where the magic happens… Also Jill’s cat wants to be on the podcast.

And NEWS FLASH: our next episode is coming out hot and ready next Tuesday. It’s a good-un so make sure you SUBSCRIBE TO OUR ITUNES. It’s weird. It’s mysterious. It’s stupid. We talk about Sinbad and goats. You won’t wanna miss out. Stay crude, dudes.

xoxo,
Sandy & Jill

 

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Soft Opening

We’d like to announce the “soft opening” of our first episode titled Nudity: Extreme Sports currently available for stream or download on a few legit places known as:

Where it’s not available yet? Well, it’s probably not on some of your cool podcast apps yet. SAD FACE. But it will be! We’re just waiting for approval from a couple other legit places known as iTunes & Google Play. It could be 48 hours or 2 weeks before they approve our dirty, little podcast. And, whatever, we’re tired of waiting! We’ve been sitting on our hands and smelling our own farts for far too long. It’s time.

So here it is! In all of its obscene glory. We’ll make a more official announcement once iTunes gets off its lazy ass and approves us. Uhhh… meaning once beautiful, merciful, all-powerful iTunes bequeaths us the ability to become a podcast.

PLEASE DO NOT UPSET THE ITUNES GODS. 

And please listen to our show.

xoxo,
Sandy & Jill

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01 Nudity: Extreme Sports


Losing our podcast virginity in this very first episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask the following:

  • Is public nudity an art form?
  • Does a man’s butt look like boobs in a bra?
  • How exactly does a penis ride a skateboard?

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Stay crude, my dudes.

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SOON.

Hey! Sandy and Jill, here. We’re getting ready to launch this baby out of our vaginas and into the world. That’s right, we’ve birthed a podcast. And it’s messy and bloody and difficult and, yes, there’s definitely poop involved.

So, please stay tuned as we prepare to release our first episode where we ask each other important questions such as “Does a man’s butt in a bra look like boobs?” and “How exactly could a penis ride a skateboard?” and so, so much more.

Episode 01 of Crudimentary Questions coming SOON!

xoxo,
Sandy & Jill

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