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14 Masturbation: Night at the Museum


Secretly touching ourselves on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • Do most people reach climax every time they masturbate?
  • What does a cow shoe and a king-sized sharpie have in common?
  • Have you ever jerked it while driving?

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13 Serial Killers: Murder Bad


Getting straight up murdered on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • Who is your favorite serial killer?
  • Is your Uber driver going to murder you?
  • How many times can you piggy back on someone else’s piggy back?

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12 Money: The Gurney Journey


Filing for bankruptcy on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • What would you do if you had a ridiculous amount of money?
  • What is Salt and Pepa’s net worth?
  • Where do we buy all of Coolio’s cookbooks?

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10 Witches: Surrender Dorothy


Straddling a flying broomstick on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • Why do witches wear pointy hats?
  • Was Glenda The Good Witch actually a bad one?
  • Why couldn’t Sandy watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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09 Porn: First Person Shooter


Getting that close-up money shot on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • Should Sandy & Jill write a true crime porno?
  • What is VR porn and how do we sign up?
  • Do we need to patent the idea of a “Ball Cam”?

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LIMP CHIMP

Sandy breaks down the great stages of an erection.
Jill edits it into a song/video.
There are inflatable penises involved.

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Guide to Getting It On

Dudes. Friends let friends borrow sex books. This should be a more prevalent thing. Our good friend, Zack, at one time, let us both borrow the book “Guide to Getting It On” and we are ever so grateful for that experience. Hey, and you can GET IT ON Amazon (bah!) if you are so inclined. Seriously, you need it.

We reference this book in our latest episode about Erections as just “The Sex Book” and realized we’ve never fully explained what it’s called or what it’s about or anything. This is the time, people.

This book taught us so much vital information in our formative sex-learning years (aka college). More than parents or teachers were ever willing to teach. Because, hey, guess what? Sex shouldn’t be forbidden or clinical or gross or explained awkwardly by disrespected adults.

No, sex should be fun! Thrilling! Amazing! Yes, a little awkward and naughty but in a safe, vulnerable place. And please explain it to us with wonderful, non-censored drawings of real people having real sex. Talk about the pleasure of it… and with good humor! So much lovely humor.

We just purchased our own used copy (best to buy a used sex book, amiright?) so pretty sure we’ll be posting some excerpts in the future. Stay tuned, my dudes.

xoxo,
Jill & Sandy

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07 Erections: Sorry, Mom


Growing a massive boner on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • Is AOL the best sex education platform?
  • What is a micropenis?
  • Why do people send unsolicited dick pics?

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