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10 Witches: Surrender Dorothy


Straddling a flying broomstick on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • Why do witches wear pointy hats?
  • Was Glenda The Good Witch actually a bad one?
  • Why couldn’t Sandy watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?

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09 Porn: First Person Shooter


Getting that close-up money shot on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • Should Sandy & Jill write a true crime porno?
  • What is VR porn and how do we sign up?
  • Do we need to patent the idea of a “Ball Cam”?

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07 Erections: Sorry, Mom



Growing a massive boner on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • Is AOL the best sex education platform?
  • What is a micropenis?
  • Why do people send unsolicited dick pics?

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06 Virginity: Stuffed Crust Pizza



Popping our cherries on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • Is everyone’s first time super awkward?
  • Why is Beverly Hills Ninja such a great make out movie?
  • Who was Sandy and Jill’s first celebrity crush?

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05 Poop: Eating Mistakes



Dropping a double deuce on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • Why does pooping feel so, so good?
  • Are you embarrassed to let it all go in a public restroom?
  • Why do we like the smell of our own farts?

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04 Genitals: Inverted Front Butt



Undressing Ken and Barbie dolls on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • What would you do if you woke up with no genitals?
  • Which side does a penis hang in pants?
  • Why does everyone want to be Chandler Bing?

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03 Profanity: Mung Tongue



Acting out the insult battle from Hook on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • What was the first cuss word ever?
  • Why did Sandy censor Shakespeare?
  • Does Rufio need a mom to rinse out his nasty mouth?

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Soft Opening

We’d like to announce the “soft opening” of our first episode titled Nudity: Extreme Sports currently available for stream or download on a few legit places known as:

Where it’s not available yet? Well, it’s probably not on some of your cool podcast apps yet. SAD FACE. But it will be! We’re just waiting for approval from a couple other legit places known as iTunes & Google Play. It could be 48 hours or 2 weeks before they approve our dirty, little podcast. And, whatever, we’re tired of waiting! We’ve been sitting on our hands and smelling our own farts for far too long. It’s time.

So here it is! In all of its obscene glory. We’ll make a more official announcement once iTunes gets off its lazy ass and approves us. Uhhh… meaning once beautiful, merciful, all-powerful iTunes bequeaths us the ability to become a podcast.

PLEASE DO NOT UPSET THE ITUNES GODS. 

And please listen to our show.

xoxo,
Sandy & Jill

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