Sandy breaks down the great stages of an erection.
Jill edits it into a song/video.
There are inflatable penises involved.
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Dudes. Friends let friends borrow sex books. This should be a more prevalent thing. Our good friend, Zack, at one time, let us both borrow the book “Guide to Getting It On” and we are ever so grateful for that experience. Hey, and you can GET IT ON Amazon (bah!) if you are so inclined. Seriously, you need it.
We reference this book in our latest episode about Erections as just “The Sex Book” and realized we’ve never fully explained what it’s called or what it’s about or anything. This is the time, people.
This book taught us so much vital information in our formative sex-learning years (aka college). More than parents or teachers were ever willing to teach. Because, hey, guess what? Sex shouldn’t be forbidden or clinical or gross or explained awkwardly by disrespected adults.
No, sex should be fun! Thrilling! Amazing! Yes, a little awkward and naughty but in a safe, vulnerable place. And please explain it to us with wonderful, non-censored drawings of real people having real sex. Talk about the pleasure of it… and with good humor! So much lovely humor.
We just purchased our own used copy (best to buy a used sex book, amiright?) so pretty sure we’ll be posting some excerpts in the future. Stay tuned, my dudes.
xoxo,
Jill & Sandy
Jill makes her sims act out an excerpt from our latest episode Virginity: Stuffed Crust Pizza available Tuesday March 22
“My poor sims. In order to record this footage, I fed them nothing but ice cream and pizza and made them have sex over and over again until both their bladders were full and they were miserable.” -Jill
“I love how they smash their faces into the ice cream cones.” -Sandy
Leave a CommentWe made up a game. It’s legit. Well, as legit as taping a black box shut and pairing it with a janky-ass sign. But anyways, it works. It’s simple and stupid and we love it because it got our friends to tell us their most embarrassing stories. Guess what? Most of them involve POOP.
Enjoy the entries below. Share your own poop story in the comments! #noshame
Sandy & Jill here. We have a new F!@#% episode out about Profanity so we decided to tell you about it in this weird and cuss-filled video (see above). Please watch! We bleep the bad words! Leave a comment if you would like a link to the naughty uncensored version. It’s pretty foul. As always – stay crude!
xoxo,
Sandy & Jill
We’d like to announce the “soft opening” of our first episode titled Nudity: Extreme Sports currently available for stream or download on a few legit places known as:
- Our website. Very tricky, please be proud of us.
- Stitcher. Legit.
- Spotify. Soooo legit.
- Soundcloud. We didn’t forget.
- Youtube. No idea how it got there.
Where it’s not available yet? Well, it’s probably not on some of your cool podcast apps yet. SAD FACE. But it will be! We’re just waiting for approval from a couple other legit places known as iTunes & Google Play. It could be 48 hours or 2 weeks before they approve our dirty, little podcast. And, whatever, we’re tired of waiting! We’ve been sitting on our hands and smelling our own farts for far too long. It’s time.
So here it is! In all of its obscene glory. We’ll make a more official announcement once iTunes gets off its lazy ass and approves us. Uhhh… meaning once beautiful, merciful, all-powerful iTunes bequeaths us the ability to become a podcast.
PLEASE DO NOT UPSET THE ITUNES GODS.
And please listen to our show.
xoxo,
Sandy & Jill