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Virginity: Stuffed Crust Pizza



Popping our cherries on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • Is everyone’s first time super awkward?
  • Why is Beverly Hills Ninja such a great make out movie?
  • Who was Sandy and Jill’s first celebrity crush?

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Stay crude, my dudes.

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Pizza Sex

Jill makes her sims act out an excerpt from our latest episode Virginity: Stuffed Crust Pizza available Tuesday March 22

“My poor sims.  In order to record this footage, I fed them nothing but ice cream and pizza and made them have sex over and over again until both their bladders were full and they were miserable.” -Jill

“I love how they smash their faces into the ice cream cones.” -Sandy

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04 Genitals: Inverted Front Butt



Undressing Ken and Barbie dolls on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • What would you do if you woke up with no genitals?
  • Which side does a penis hang in pants?
  • Why does everyone want to be Chandler Bing?

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03 Profanity: Mung Tongue



Acting out the insult battle from Hook on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • What was the first cuss word ever?
  • Why did Sandy censor Shakespeare?
  • Does Rufio need a mom to rinse out his nasty mouth?

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Stay crude, my dudes.

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Soft Opening

We’d like to announce the “soft opening” of our first episode titled Nudity: Extreme Sports currently available for stream or download on a few legit places known as:

Where it’s not available yet? Well, it’s probably not on some of your cool podcast apps yet. SAD FACE. But it will be! We’re just waiting for approval from a couple other legit places known as iTunes & Google Play. It could be 48 hours or 2 weeks before they approve our dirty, little podcast. And, whatever, we’re tired of waiting! We’ve been sitting on our hands and smelling our own farts for far too long. It’s time.

So here it is! In all of its obscene glory. We’ll make a more official announcement once iTunes gets off its lazy ass and approves us. Uhhh… meaning once beautiful, merciful, all-powerful iTunes bequeaths us the ability to become a podcast.

PLEASE DO NOT UPSET THE ITUNES GODS. 

And please listen to our show.

xoxo,
Sandy & Jill

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