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09 Porn: First Person Shooter


Getting that close-up money shot on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • Should Sandy & Jill write a true crime porno?
  • What is VR porn and how do we sign up?
  • Do we need to patent the idea of a “Ball Cam”?

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Stay crude, my dudes.

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Guide to Getting It On

Dudes. Friends let friends borrow sex books. This should be a more prevalent thing. Our good friend, Zack, at one time, let us both borrow the book “Guide to Getting It On” and we are ever so grateful for that experience. Hey, and you can GET IT ON Amazon (bah!) if you are so inclined. Seriously, you need it.

We reference this book in our latest episode about Erections as just “The Sex Book” and realized we’ve never fully explained what it’s called or what it’s about or anything. This is the time, people.

This book taught us so much vital information in our formative sex-learning years (aka college). More than parents or teachers were ever willing to teach. Because, hey, guess what? Sex shouldn’t be forbidden or clinical or gross or explained awkwardly by disrespected adults.

No, sex should be fun! Thrilling! Amazing! Yes, a little awkward and naughty but in a safe, vulnerable place. And please explain it to us with wonderful, non-censored drawings of real people having real sex. Talk about the pleasure of it… and with good humor! So much lovely humor.

We just purchased our own used copy (best to buy a used sex book, amiright?) so pretty sure we’ll be posting some excerpts in the future. Stay tuned, my dudes.

xoxo,
Jill & Sandy

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06 Virginity: Stuffed Crust Pizza



Popping our cherries on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • Is everyone’s first time super awkward?
  • Why is Beverly Hills Ninja such a great make out movie?
  • Who was Sandy and Jill’s first celebrity crush?

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Stay crude, my dudes.

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Pizza Sex

Jill makes her sims act out an excerpt from our latest episode Virginity: Stuffed Crust Pizza available Tuesday March 22

“My poor sims.  In order to record this footage, I fed them nothing but ice cream and pizza and made them have sex over and over again until both their bladders were full and they were miserable.” -Jill

“I love how they smash their faces into the ice cream cones.” -Sandy

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04 Genitals: Inverted Front Butt



Undressing Ken and Barbie dolls on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • What would you do if you woke up with no genitals?
  • Which side does a penis hang in pants?
  • Why does everyone want to be Chandler Bing?

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Stay crude, my dudes.

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03 Profanity: Mung Tongue



Acting out the insult battle from Hook on this episode of Crudimentary Questions where we ask:

  • What was the first cuss word ever?
  • Why did Sandy censor Shakespeare?
  • Does Rufio need a mom to rinse out his nasty mouth?

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Stay crude, my dudes.

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Soft Opening

We’d like to announce the “soft opening” of our first episode titled Nudity: Extreme Sports currently available for stream or download on a few legit places known as:

Where it’s not available yet? Well, it’s probably not on some of your cool podcast apps yet. SAD FACE. But it will be! We’re just waiting for approval from a couple other legit places known as iTunes & Google Play. It could be 48 hours or 2 weeks before they approve our dirty, little podcast. And, whatever, we’re tired of waiting! We’ve been sitting on our hands and smelling our own farts for far too long. It’s time.

So here it is! In all of its obscene glory. We’ll make a more official announcement once iTunes gets off its lazy ass and approves us. Uhhh… meaning once beautiful, merciful, all-powerful iTunes bequeaths us the ability to become a podcast.

PLEASE DO NOT UPSET THE ITUNES GODS. 

And please listen to our show.

xoxo,
Sandy & Jill

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